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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hotboyproblems
mimiduong

a hoe’s contour and highlight routine

products used:

anastasia beverly hills cream contour kit in fair

urban decay naked skin concealer in light warm

becca shimmering skin perfector pressed in champagne pop

on me:

@fifthtee pug shirt

no pants

song: keith ape - it g ma (spazzkid bootleg)

sad-chihuahua

I didn’t know what to expect tbh

asian

how do you go from drawing 5 penises to blending a flawless contour

confirmance
andrewbelami

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

ikazon

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

hamiltonthemusicalfan666

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

boozevulture

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

autie-commie

*Jild

thatgurlataylor

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

andrewbelami

The genre of their baby

areyoufromanotherplanet

Easy Listening Baby

golden-eyedghost

Smooth Jazz Baby

dongstomper

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

biff-donderglutes

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

deltasniper1000

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

inkblotpony

>tfw no vaporwave baby

fernhat

image
internetopia

This post is a journey

frogii

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

arbitraryexistence
giraffepoliceforce:
“ vnicent:
“ otteroftheworld:
“ My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.
”
how does. how does...
otteroftheworld

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

vnicent

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

giraffepoliceforce

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

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help save the bees!!

astralwitchling

As many of you probably know, bees all over the world are dying off at an alarming rate. Without bees and other pollinators, at least a third of our food will be impacted drastically.  That’s why it’s super important to help the bees in any way possible!

  • don’t use insecticides (and buy ‘organic’ plants that haven’t been treated with pesticides)
  • plant bee friendly plants, flowers, and food (see list below)
  • sign petitions to ban the use of pesticides
  • if you come across a bee that appears to be dying, mix a little bit of sugar and water, and place some in front of the bee (often a bee will just be super tired so this sugary drink will give it a boost of energy!)
  • if you’re buying honey, buy local and raw honey
  • weeds can be good! let clovers and dandelions live
  • consider becoming a beekeeper
  • make your own ‘bee-houses’!

Bee friendly plants:

  • alder 
  • aster 
  • baby’s breath
  • bee balm
  • blackberries
  • bluebell
  • blueberries
  • buttercup
  • butterfly bush
  • catmint
  • catnip
  • cornflower
  • cosmos
  • crocus
  • daffodil
  • dahlia
  • daisy
  • dandelion
  • fennel
  • foxglove
  • geranium
  • hawthorns
  • hazels
  • holly
  • honeysuckle
  • hyacinth
  • indigo
  • lavender
  • lemon balm
  • magnolia
  • marigold
  • poppy
  • pumpkins
  • raspberries
  • rose
  • rosemarie
  • sage
  • snowdrops
  • strawberries
  • sunflower
  • sycamore
  • thyme

bees are super important to our ecosystem and they’re cute lil creatures that deserve as much love as any other animal!!